Patients First

Patients first. Always.

The Alibi exists for legal medical cannabis patients — the mission is normalizing medicine, not gatekeeping it.

The fast lane

Legal patients skip the Good Errand entirely: email catbrothersops@gmail.com with subject PATIENT FAST LANE and you're cleared. We collect zero medical records, card numbers, or documentation — your word is the whole application.

Not a patient yet?

Every US state with a medical program has a legal path to access. Our full state-by-state Patients First directory (all 50 states + DC, linking to official program pages and patient advocacy resources) is publishing alongside our eligibility portal. Until then, email us with subject PATIENT RESOURCES and your state — a human will send you the official starting point for your program, usually same day.

Why we do this

Medicating in public shouldn't require a speech. The glow answers so patients don't have to.