Patients first. Always.
The Alibi exists for legal medical cannabis patients — the mission is normalizing medicine, not gatekeeping it.
The fast lane
Legal patients skip the Good Errand entirely: email catbrothersops@gmail.com with subject PATIENT FAST LANE and you're cleared. We collect zero medical records, card numbers, or documentation — your word is the whole application.
The Patients First directory
Not a patient yet? Every US state with a medical program has a legal path to access. Start here:
National — every state and territory:
- CANNRA — the Cannabis Regulators Association — the nonpartisan association of the government agencies that actually run each state's program. Your state's regulator is here; this is the official front door.
- Americans for Safe Access — state-by-state guide — patient-advocacy breakdown of the law, your protections, and how to register in your state.
Tri-state fast lane — official program pages:
- New Jersey — Cannabis Regulatory Commission, medicinal program
- New York — Office of Cannabis Management, Patients
- Pennsylvania — Department of Health, Medical Marijuana Program
Every other state: your official starting point is one click away in the CANNRA and ASA directories above — or email catbrothersops@gmail.com with subject PATIENT RESOURCES and your state. A human sends the official link, usually same day. We collect nothing but the state name.
Directory links verified live August 6, 2026.
Why we do this
Medicating in public shouldn't require a speech. The glow answers so patients don't have to.