FAQ — The Alibi

Is this a cannabis product?

No. The Alibi is a knit speaker cover with lights. It contains no cannabis and never will. It exists so legal medical patients can signal — softly, in green — that their use is medical, and get back to dancing.

What speakers does it fit?

Built for the JBL Clip line and sized to fit clip-style Bluetooth speakers generally, including the popular clones. Acoustic-transparent knit — it doesn't muffle your sound.

Why can't I just buy it?

Because you earn it. One act of community service filed with the Bureau of Glow Eligibility clears you to purchase. Legal medical patients skip the line entirely.

How much?

$19.99, free US shipping. Founders Batch 001 is capped at 300 units.

When does it ship?

Founders Batch 001 ships by September 4, 2026. If anything delays that date, you'll hear from us with the option of waiting or a full refund — your call.

What are the three glow modes?

Steady glow, slow pulse, and off-but-ready. The cross glows soft medical green — visible in a dark room, polite in daylight.

Returns?

30 days from delivery, no interrogation. Preorders cancel anytime before shipment for a full refund.